Curse

BassVII · Oct 17, 2006, 02:19 AM // 02:19

*watches nilene "Krump" and sees the twin sneak up behind her with a beer bottle in hand...*

*falls unconscious into slumber*

LadyNilene · Oct 17, 2006, 02:23 AM // 02:23

*beats up the creeping twin with her mad crazy krumping moves without even knowing it, is that good* lol

Bane of Worlds · Oct 17, 2006, 02:28 AM // 02:28

*walks into bar to observe bizarre activities*
*drinks beer*
*sees someone being chased by a crazed dog*
*Bane witnesses the dog humping Pwnd's legs*
*laughs while drinking beer*
*beer comes out of the nose*
*Bane reaches for a napkin but accidently grabbed someone's cloth*
*enters a fight while drinking beer*

I pwnd U · Oct 17, 2006, 03:14 AM // 03:14

*sips beer*
*kicks dog off my leg*
*runs away from the dog*

metalicagrl · Oct 17, 2006, 03:50 AM // 03:50

*watches how dog is trying to eat Pwnds face*
*watches how dog eats pwnds face off*
*watches how dog starts screwing Pwnds lifeless body*
*sips beer*

I pwnd U · Oct 17, 2006, 03:52 AM // 03:52

*sips beer*
*kicks dog away*
*puts face back on*
*sits down and watches the bears game*
"COME ON BEARS!*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Oct 17, 2006, 04:14 AM // 04:14

Invites Urlacher to the bar.
Slaps pwnd with Urlacher.
Sends Urlacher away.
Sips beer.

I pwnd U · Oct 17, 2006, 04:16 AM // 04:16

*sips beer*
*gets up*
*celebrates bears win*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Oct 17, 2006, 04:22 AM // 04:22

Grows miniguns on back.
Mows down pwnd... and Nilene while she's molesting him.
Sips beer.

I pwnd U · Oct 17, 2006, 04:24 AM // 04:24

*sips beer*
*sees beer pour out of him*
*regenerates*
*sips beer*
*watchs Miami brawl*

LadyNilene · Oct 17, 2006, 04:42 AM // 04:42

lol wait wait, im not molesting anyone!

*gropes Doomlord* now i am *flies off Crouching Tiger style* lol

I pwnd U · Oct 17, 2006, 04:46 AM // 04:46

*sips beer*
*laughs at doom*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Oct 17, 2006, 04:50 AM // 04:50

Impales Nilene on one of my razor-sharp legs as she tries to get away.
Slaps pwnd with Nilene repeatedly.
Shreds Nilene's face into nothing with a burst of minigun fire.
Slaps pwnd with Nilene again.
Sips beer.

I pwnd U · Oct 17, 2006, 04:52 AM // 04:52

*sips beer*
*kicks doom*
*watchs tv*

LadyNilene · Oct 17, 2006, 04:57 AM // 04:57

*pulls self back together and SGTP's Doom* lol

Doomlord_Slayermann · Oct 17, 2006, 04:58 AM // 04:58

Rams pwnd's head through the television so that he cannot move his arms or otherwise escape.
Hey everyone, free chance to literally kick pwnd's ass!
Watches pwnd get his ass kicked repeatedly.
Laughs.
Cuts off Nilene's hands and makes her eat them.
Sips beer.

LadyNilene · Oct 17, 2006, 05:18 AM // 05:18

ohhh thats kinky! lol

Cebe · Oct 17, 2006, 08:46 AM // 08:46

*Points at nearby wammo*

*Laughs at nearby wammo*

*makes a banner reading "BRING BACK PURPLE LIGHTNING"*

*Sips Irn Bru*

extra bacon · Oct 17, 2006, 08:50 AM // 08:50

*appears in a flash of purple lightning*

*grabs a beer*
*drinks beer*

*disappears in a flash of purple lightning*

Cebe · Oct 17, 2006, 08:52 AM // 08:52

"Cheeky Git"